By Mike Welsh
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO LOW
‘What can ya do’ might be Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s private mantra lately but no doubt he’ll put a polished spin on the latest roadblock placed in his path to Adelaide Ave and a legitimate mandate from the people next year.
It’s the National party (this time) which is creating damage to the conservative brand but it still must be dealt with and dealt with quickly.
For the nationals indeed ‘what do you do’ when your bench is bare and you only have Barnaby Joyce skulking in the wings. The last thing you need is the man from Hong Kong Mallee MP Andrew Broad.
The Nationals have a leadership problem but lately when country cousins have a problem their slicker city conservative relatives also have a problem.
National’s leader and soon to step in as acting Prime Minister Michael McCormack is not for the long haul. That is clear.
Andrew Broad or, if New Idea is driving the narrative, “Randy Andy” has quit after ‘considering his future’. The “Mallee Bull’ has stumbled off the pious political platform he build after being outed as a cad by the gutter mag New Idea.
A cosy arrangement with a malleable Canberra press gallery which- when it suits-‘respectfully’ remains within the ‘what goes on in Canberra etc etc’ – is now seemingly off. Now shamless scandal mag New Idea has entered new waters by exposing a political sex scandal. With Karl Stephanovic losing his badboy appeal and Shane Warne and Nick Kyrgios behaving themselves the mag seemingly has been forced to “grow the biz” by other means. Has New Idea pricked the Canberra bubble ?
There are plenty in and outside the ‘bubble’ who, smugly, claim to know what goes on.
The one-time adviser to Liberal Democrat senator David Leyonhjelm Helen Dale (aka Helen Demidenko of Miles Franklin infamy) this year shared some salacious tit bits picked up from her time in the capital.
“Politicians, staffers and reporters circle each other warily but also socialise, aided by alcohol and bonhomie.
“Wednesday evenings, when sittings are truncated and everyone’s diary fills with boozy events, have been known to generate more sex than Canberra’s brothels.”
Could New Idea’s straying beyond the respectful boundaries of the bubble potentially reveal a big bowl of trouble for others?.
For the Nationals though all is not lost. The grand-daddy of all badboys, Barnaby Joyce, has finally grown up and settled down. Joyce is reportedly ready and willing to crack the whip again and take over from the poor unfortunate “Micky Mac” who may well go down as one of the most beige Deputy Prime Ministers of all time.
The former first lady Michelle Obama hit a high note on political Ps and Qs in 2016 when she said “when they go low we go high”
But how low do they have to go before the Nats give Barnaby another go?